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怪客湯馬斯 ODD THOMAS
歡迎來到帕克曼多鎮
我叫湯馬斯 My name is Odd Thomas.
雖然在這年代 名聲是大多數人崇拜的目標 Though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship.
我不知道為什么你應該關心 I'm not sure why you should care.
我是個默默無聞的人 我不是任何名人的小孩 I'm not a celebrity. I'm not the child of a celebrity.
我從來沒濫情或結婚過 I've never been married to, abused by,
也沒有捐贈過腎給名人 or provided a kidney to a celebrity.
綠月保齡球館 Green Moon Bowling
但是 我的確擁有不平凡的生活 But I do lead an unusual life.
潘妮·卡洛絲特 Penny Kalisto.
我名字其實是怪客 My name really is Odd.
據我老媽說 其實是出生證明搞砸了 According to my mother, it was a screw-up on my birth certificate.
她說 我本來是要被稱為托德 跟著立陶宛叔叔命名 She says I was supposed to be called Todd, after a Lithuanian uncle.
父親堅持我的名字一直是怪客 My father insists my name was always Odd...
他記載著 我所有的叔叔都是保加利亞人 and he notes that all of my uncles are Bulgarian.
我父親聲稱我的母親瘋了 My father claims my mother is insane.
當然我的母親 堅持著相反意見 My mother, of course, begs to differ.
我的能力是來自上帝的禮物 My abilities are a gift from God!
我的父親贏得了那場爭論 My father won that argument.
我12歲那年 他們終于把她關起來并扔掉了鑰匙 I was 12 years old when they finally locked her up and threw away the key.
我相信 我的母親和我分享了共同 I've come to believe that my mother and I share certain...
能力 abilities.
因為我不希望被關起來然后鑰匙被扔掉 Since I don't want to be locked up with the key thrown away...
我努力隱藏著一個秘密在心底 I've pretty much kept mine a secret.
怪客湯馬斯 Odd Thomas.
你好 哈洛 Hello, Harlo.
好久不見 Long time, no see.
別這樣 伙計 別碰 別想去感覺 Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Come on, man. No touchy, no feely.
-很抱歉 但我喜歡這輛車 -我知道 -Sorry, but I love this car. -I know.
這太糟糕了車并不愛你 It's too bad a car can't love you back.
哪里不對勁 怪客 我能幫上些什么嗎 What's wrong, Odd? There anything I can do?
不 有些事你已經做了 No, it's something you've already done.
別這樣 怪客 老兄別胡來 Hey! Hey! Come on-oh, Odd. No fooling around, man.
-把鑰匙還給我 -你的口袋里有她的血 -Give me my keys. -Her blood is in your pocket.
大多數人會認為這樣的講法很詭異 Most people would think that's a weird thing to say...
但你不覺得這非常詭異 是不是你 哈洛 but you don't think it's very weird, do you, Harlo?
那天晚上 On that night...
你拿了一塊白氈 you took a piece of white felt...
在殺死潘妮后 and after killing Penny...
你收集了一些她的血液 you collected some of her blood.
現在已經干透 And now it's dry...
并且僵硬的 像塊餅干一樣的脆 and stiff and brittle like a cracker...
它仍然在你的口袋里 and it's still in your pocket.
這樣的時刻我憐憫的淚水 In moments like these, pity tears at me.
有一種瘋狂包圍著我 And a kind of madness comes over me...
迫使我去抓捕像哈洛·連得森這樣的人 forcing me to hunt people like Harlo Landerson...
那些我無法憐憫的人 who I have no pity for whatsoever.
對不起 柯蒂絲小姐 Sorry, Mrs. Curtees!
對不起 薩林 Sorry, Saleen!
你到底在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
媽媽 這是怎么回事 Mom, what's going on?
史蒂維 跑親愛的 快跑 Stevie, run honey, run!
過來 Come here!
我的生活充滿了像哈洛·連得森這樣的家伙 My life is filled with guys like Harlo Landerson.
而且因為我喜歡我的臉事情就是這樣 And since I like my face just the way it is...
我學會了如何控制自己 I learned how to handle myself.
我能看見亡魂 然后 以上帝之名 我做了一些事情 I may see dead people, but then, by God, I do something about it.
低頭 伙計 輕一點 Shift down, man! Go easy.
對不起 先生 但我沒有"輕一點"的裝備 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have a "go easy" gear.
你應該注意一點的 You should probably get that looked at.
現在 警官艾克利斯 Now, Officer Eckles...
做為一個警察 does being a police officer
是給你權力打人打到出屎的嗎 give you the right to beat the shit out of people?
不全然是這樣 警官瓦訥 Not at all, Officer Varner.
但它算是一個工作上的津貼 But it is one of the perks of the job.
我深信 有一個更高上的力量在來世 I believe in a higher power and the afterlife.
我有點奇怪 Call me strange.
別人都這么說 Others do.
他更是奇怪 He's so strange.
不要擔心 潘妮 Don't worry, Penny.
我認為你要去地方是屬于靈魂的家 I think where you're going is a home for the spirit...
而那個地方充滿著善良和奇跡 and it's filled with kindness and wonder.
我很難過 潘妮 I'm sorry, Penny.
我很難過你的生命是如此短暫 I'm sorry your life was so short.
亡者從不說話 The dead don't talk.
我不知道為什么 I don't know why.
我們又見面了 Here we are again.
四處都是搗毀的家具和破碎的玻璃 Busted furniture and shattered glass everywhere.
大部分不是我弄的 Most of it was not my fault.
除了大熊貓燈和比菲小丑鏡 Except the panda bear lamp and the Biffy the Clown mirror.
-是那家伙弄的 -為什么你不先來找我 -That was this guy. -Why didn't you come to me first..
給我機會然后找到方法將哈洛繩之以法 give me a chance to find a way to get Harlo to entrap himself?
每次我們那樣做 Whenever we do it that way,
總是會有更高的效率以及較少的破壞 it's always more efficient and less destructive.
是的 我知道 但他必須馬上被阻止 Yes, I know but he had to be stopped right now...
否則他很快的會再干一次 or he was gonna do it again soon.
這就是潘妮想告訴我的 這就是為什么她還沒有離開 That's what Penny wanted to tell me. That's why she hadn't left yet.
小子 你每次都讓我的工作變得很復雜 Son, you so complicate my life.
瞧 Look.
除了她的血 Besides her blood...
哈洛的錢包里有潘妮驗尸報告的照片 Harlo had these photos of Penny post-mortem in his wallet.
如果有任何人做文章說你怎么抓到哈洛的 If there's any fuss about how you pegged Harlo...
只要說 他打開錢包還賭債 just say he opened up his wallet to pay off a bet.
五塊錢賭昨天道奇隊的比賽 Five bucks on yesterday's Dodger's game...
照片掉了出來 你看到了照片 the photos fell out, you saw em-
他跑了 當然我就追上去了 He ran and naturally, I gave chase.
就是這樣 Naturally.
救救我 Save me!
救救我們 Save us!
-救救 -我們 -Save -Us!
-救救 -我們 -Save.. -Us!
從誰那救你呢 Save you from who?
那是誰 Who is that?
是誰呢 Who is it?
邪惡就要降臨 EviI is coming.
將由我來決定著會是誰來握著槍 And it's up to me to figure out who's gonna be holding the gun.
早安 貓王 Morning, Elvis.
帕克曼多快餐店休息中 Pico Mundo Grill CLOSED
許多生活是我無法控制的 So much of my life is out of my controI.
如果我沒有簡化早就得了各種精神病 I would have gone 7 kinds of crazy if I hadn't simplified.
所以我沒有車子 沒有房子 So I have no motorized vehicles, no homeownership...
沒有保險 沒有豪情壯志 no insurance, and no grand ambitions.
女士們 Ladies.
蛋 破壞它們和伸展它們 Eggs! Wreck em and stretch em!
"破壞它們"是指炒 "伸展它們"是指... "Wreck em" means scrambled, and "stretch em" means...
添加額外雞蛋 add an extra egg.
心臟帶狀皰疹和洋芋 Cardiac shingles and hash browns!
"心臟帶狀皰疹"是指用很多奶油去煎 "Cardiac shingles" are toast with lots of butter.
而"洋芋" And hash browns...
只是洋芋 are just hash browns.
并不是每一個字我們都使用顧客的行話 Not every word we use is diner lingo.
正如不是每一位打工廚師 Just as not every short-order cook
都是為亡魂辦案的臥底偵探 is an undercover detective for dead people.
烤鴨 Duck.
這位是史東蜜·路薇兒 That is Stormy Lewellyn.
史東蜜和我是注定永遠在一起的 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever.
吉普賽木乃伊先知眼 G YPS Y MUMMY ALL SEEING EYE
你們注定永遠在一起 You are destined to be together forever.
警長 清腹的來了 Hey, Chief. Tummy Tickler coming at ya.
你知道 我還是不高興你昨天做的事 怪客 You know, I'm still not happy about what you did yesterday, Oddie.
你可能會讓自己被殺的 You could have gotten yourself killed.
我才不怕死 I am not afraid of death.
當然 我也還沒準備好要去見上帝 Of course, I'm not ready to go on a date with him, either.
你會為了我跳下懸崖嗎 Would you throw yourself off a cliff for me?
當然 我會的 Of course I would.
上刀山下火海 Into a river of razor blades and lemon juice?
沒問題 Absolutely.
當然 我想知道怎樣的理由會有這樣要求 Of course, I'd like to know the reasoning behind such a request..
幸運之神眷顧著我 but, fortunately for me...
你惡心的情報和氣節 you reek of intelligence and integrity.
而你惡心的桃精洗發水 And you reek of peach shampoo.
就是我喜歡你的原因 Just the way I like you.
-警長 -早安 史東蜜 -Chief. -Morning, Stormy.
這是什么邪惡的微笑 What's with the cat-ate-the-canary smile?
今天晚上有約會 Tonight is date night.
所以 你認為你會得到一些甜頭 是吧 So you think you're gonna get yourself some, huh?
-我不會往那方面想 -史東蜜特餐 -I wouldn't put it quite that way. -Stormy SpeciaI.
-女朋友 -早上好 伙計 -Girlfriend. -Morning, dude.
我叫他們"波達斯" I call them bodachs.
不是他們的臉 我希望 Well, not to their faces, I hope.
我從來沒有遇見任何人 可以看到它們 I never met anybody that could see em before.
-我也沒有 -每個人都告訴我 它就在我腦中 -Neither have I. -Everyone told me it's in my head.
那么 你應該停止到處宣傳 Well, you should stop telling everyone.
我試圖告訴我的父母 I tried telling my parents.
如果我告訴我的父母 我費盡所有生命 If I told my parents, I'd ve spent my whole life...
挑選樂透的中獎號碼 picking winning lottery numbers.
你可以選出贏得樂透的號碼嗎 You can pick winning lotto numbers?
-不 我不能 回到主題上 -好的 -No, I can't. Stay on point. -Right. Yeah.
昨天 我終于看到了一個 Yesterday, when I finally saw one...
我給他指了個方向回家 I gave him the finger, Homes.
難道你不知道嗎 Don't you know?
如果他們發現你可以看到他們 他們會殺了你 If they find out you can see them, they will kill you.
他們會殺了你 They will kill you.
-一點建議嗎 -是嗎 -Little advice? -Yeah?
卡拉喜歡巧克力花 Karla prefers chocolate to flowers
然后你應該去弄一些蠟燭回來 and you should get yourself some candles.
蠟燭 Candles?
謝謝 好主意 Thanks. Good idea.
好險 Whew, close.
差一點就尷尬了 That would have been a little awkward.
你們兩個真是了不起 You two are really something.
我不知道是什么 但就是有 I don't know what, but something.
我們是胡搞的怪人但我們很好 We're weird and screwed up but we're okay.
我不知道 I don't know.
你 You are...
真酷 so cooI.
所以 你不同意我的古怪 卻同意我胡搞了 So, you deny me my weirdness, but agree that I'm screwed up?
你說得對 我知道你的問題 You're right. I see your problem.
古怪 它可以很有趣 它可以是一種酷 Weirdness, it can be fun. It can be kind of cooI.
胡搞 就沒有那么多 Screwed-up-ness, not so much.
你說的很怪異 You are quite weird.
-我接受道歉 -好了 你們兩個 我得走了 -Apology accepted. -I gotta go. Be good, you two.
你不用擔心我 It's not me you have to worry about.
難道我不知道這一點 Don't I know it.
我也得上班了 怪客 I gotta go to work, too, Oddie.
-好吧 -晚點見 我的愛 -Okay. -Later, my love.
史東蜜 Stormy!
開始想你了 Miss you already.
-以他的名字 -每一個該死的一天 -Living up to his name. -Every damn day.
晚點見 Later.
一個月過去再也沒有看到"波達斯" Months often pass when I don't see a single bodach.
當他們出現時 When they do show up...
代表著大屠殺和流血將隨之而來 it's a sure sign that carnage and bloodshed are not far behind.
早安 Morning.
它們不是禍因 它們是依此維生 They don't cause it. They feed on it.
越多的"波達斯"代表著 越嚴重的事故 The more bodachs that show up, the bigger the eventuaI feast.
他們依附著邪惡就像花朵上的蜜蜂 They're attracted to eviI like bees to flowers.
他們知道什么時候死亡正在來臨而且想要觀看 They know when death is coming and want to watch.
他們不會現身在任何自然的死亡 They don't show up for any ordinary death.
他們要極端 戲劇式的暴力和恐怖 They want extreme, operatic violence and terror.
潘妮·卡洛絲特的死沒有足夠的恐怖 Penny Kalisto's death wasn't horrific enough...
可以引來任何"波達斯"來到我們的世界 to bring a single bodach into our world.
這個鎮有大麻煩了 This town is in serious trouble.
-再見 怪客 -再見 女士們 -Bye, Oddie. -See you, ladies.
妮可尼拉 羅瓦娜 Nicolina! Levanna!
怪客 我真的很糟糕在當"母親"這件事上面嗎 Odd, am I really sucking at this whole "mother" thing?
那么 考慮到他們的最后父親是一個毒蟲 Well, considering their last one was a junkie...
那個當你未滿18歲時在你膝下離開他們 who left them in your lap when you were barely 18...
我認為你做的很好 薇 I think you rather rock, Vi.
等會見 See you later.
我正往這個方向努力 I'm heading this way, too.
要去見老板娘珍珠 學讀心 Gonna go see Madame PearI, get myself read.
就個人而言 我不相信人們說 Personally, I don't believe people who say...
他們可以讀心術或看手相 相信我 茶葉 they can read minds or palms and, trust me, tea leaves...
只會是個阻礙在處置垃圾上 just cloggage in the garbage disposaI.
我只是昨晚做了個你不會相信的夢 It's just I had this dream last night you would not believe.
那么 任何短聲警報的大屠殺 我都會是第一個 Well, anything short of a 9-alarm massacre, I can top.
我之前從來沒有夢見過自己的臉 I'd never seen myself face-on in a dream before.
你看到自己的臉嗎 You saw your own face?
我和這家伙 我們倒下死掉 全部被催毀了 Me and this guy, we were both Iying dead all busted up...
像是我們已經中彈被穿刺或什么的 like we'd been shot to pieces or something.
薇 你知道 我不擔憂那件事 You know, I wouldn't worry about it, Vi.
我的意思是 有任何你的夢境成真過 I mean, have any of your dreams ever come true?
沒有 No.
我知道 大多數人認為你只是詭異或古怪 怪客 I know most people think you're just quirky or weird, Odd...
除了史東蜜誰會認為你的屁股會飛出天使 except Stormy who thinks angels fly out of your butt.
但我知道的更多 But I know there's more to it.
你有一個秘密 You have a secret.
你要不是千里眼 You're either a clairvoyant...
就是靈媒 先知 預言家 或什么的 a psychic, a seer, a soothsayer, or something.
不然就是你有特殊的能力更高上的力量 Or you got yourself some juice with a higher power.
我需要知道 And I need to know.
跟我說實話 怪客 Tell me the truth now, Odd.
你看見死亡在我身上嗎 Do you see death in me?
不 我能看到的是我自己的感覺遲鈍 No. No, all I see is my own insensitivity...
和你會有長久的幸福生活 好嗎 and a long, happy life for you, okay?
薇 在你的夢里死掉的家伙 他穿什樣 Hey, Vi, the the dead guy in your dream, what was he wearing?
穿著 我不知道 Wearing? I don't know.
等一下 是啊 Oh! Wait. Yeah...
紅黑色的襯衫上面有黑色的保齡球 a red and black shirt with black bowling balls on it.
我其中的一個異能就是當我需要找一個人時 One of my stranger abilities is that when I need to find someone...
比如現在 令人毛骨悚然在吃飯的那個家伙 like right now, the creepy guy in the diner,
我可以隨意到處亂走 很快的 我會找到他 I can randomly wander around, and pretty quickly, I'll run into him.
這一個天賦我并沒命名 This is a talent for which I have no name.
史東蜜叫它通靈磁場 Stormy calls it psychic magnetism.
輪胎世界超級夏日特賣 TIRE WORLD Super Summer Sale
這是湯姆杰德 他是我的小聯盟教練 That's Tom Jedd. He was my little league coach.
多年徘徊在輪胎市場 雖然我不知道為什么 Been hanging around Tire World for years, although I don't know why.
他的死亡不是一個有缺陷的輪胎引起的 His death was not caused by a defective tire.
如此美麗的女孩 Such a beautifuI girI-
這是關于一個亡魂試圖得到一個笑 There is something about a dead man trying to get a laugh...
只是那困惑了我 that just bugs me.
也許是它的建議就算死了 Perhaps because it suggests that even in death...
我們仍然可憐的需要被人喜歡 we still have a pathetic need to be liked.
就好像永遠存在著羞辱自己的能力 As well as the ever-present ability to humiliate ourselves.
你在哪里 Where are you?
經理史東蜜 MANAGER Stormy
我終于有我自己的店面 不再穿著愚蠢的制服 When I finally have my own shop, no stupid uniforms.
我覺得你看起來很可愛 I think you look adorable.
可愛的 真的嗎 Adorable? Really?
小狗很可愛 Puppies are adorable.
你為什么這么早來 你想念我嗎 Why are you here so early? You missing me?
一直是但我來這里是找一個家伙 Always. But I'm here looking for a guy.
令人毛骨悚然的家伙 A creepy guy.
那么 除了你 不可能有其它的了 Well, with you, there can be no other kind.
我的通靈磁場把我帶到這里 My psychic magnetism brought me here.
-那家伙 -那家伙 -That guy? -That guy.
你最好是比獵犬靈 You are better than a bloodhound.
在他的頭上那是什么東西 What is that thing on his head?
頭發 Hair.
看起來像是黃色的圓頂小帽 It looks like a yellow yarmulke.
不 那是頭發 No, it's hair.
有任何的"波達斯"跟著他 Any of those bodachs with him?
前所未見的數量 More than I've ever seen before.
你發抖不是因為冰淇淋 是吧 You're not shivering 'cause of cold ice cream, are you?
我要去看看這家伙干什么 I'm gonna see what this guy's up to.
-史東蜜 等等 -你坐著 -Stormy, wait, wait. -You, sit.
你認為這些魚是在等什么東西 You think those fish are up to something?
所有魚都是吃 排泄 和通奸都在同樣的水里 All fish do are eat, excrete, and fornicate all in the same water.
魚是惡心 Fish are disgusting.
我從來沒想過直到現在 Oh, I never thought so till now.
你毛骨悚然的朋友買了兩加侖特制夏日口味 Your creepy friend is buying two gallons of the summer speciaI.
口味是否不一樣 Are the flavors significant?
那是你的部門 我只負責報告 That's your department. I'm just reporting in.
櫻桃巧克力椰子塊 Cherry chocolate coconut chunk?
椰子櫻桃巧克力塊 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk.
我不知道到冰淇淋行業語法那么死板 I didn't realize the grammar was so rigid in the ice-cream business.
好了 現在你知道了 Well, now you know.
這樣對生意不好 This is bad for business.
為什么 沒有人能看到它們 只有我 Why? No one can see em but me.
那么 一堆滑行的 邪靈 Well, how could a bunch of slithering, eviI spirits...
跟看起來像蘑菇的家伙如何對生意有幫助 and guy who look like fungus be good for business?
蘑菇讓我害怕 你不能別理他嗎 Fungus Man scares me. Can't you forget him?
我有一個天賦 I have a gift.
如果我不應該使用它就不會一直給我 It wouldn't have been given to me if I wasn't supposed to use it.
-也許這不是一個天賦 -這是一個天賦 -Maybe it's not a gift. -It's a gift.
我依然擁有那天賦 I still got the box it came in.
這里 拿著我的鑰匙 Here. Take my keys.
并請在晚餐時活著出現 And please show up for dinner alive...
因為 你記得 我看不到亡魂的 because, remember, I can't see the dead.
如果有人要制造終極暴力 If someone is going to cause extreme violence...
特別是大規模性的 開始時看起來很像 especially on a massive scale, which this is starting to look like...
"波達斯"不會離開他直到所有的血被灑盡 bodachs will not leave him untiI the last ounce of blood has been spilled.
但他們對蘑菇失去了興趣 But they lost interest in Fungus Man.
溫斯頓 駱駝和萬寶路 Winstons, Camels, and Marlboros.
蘑菇的朋友們 Fungus Man has friends.
現在是最好逃跑的時機 Oh, now would be a good time to run.
"波達斯" Bodachs.
什么情況 怪客 Loop me in, odd one.
我想我剛經歷了人生最佳的"心驚膽跳"事件 I think I just achieved a personaI best in the "jump and gasp" event.
不要像只嚇壞了的貓 Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
我發現了一個通往地獄的通道 I found a gateway to hell.
我正往回走向那 I'm walking back to it right now.
大多數人都會有正確的邏輯觀念遠離它 Most people would have the good sense to run away from it.
-我與眾不同 -一點也不 -Well, I'm not like most people. -Not in the least.
不見了 It's gone now.
或隱藏起來了 Or hidden.
那么 蘑菇包博是一個人還是附近的新鄰居 So, is Fungus Bob a man or something new in the neighborhood?
我不清楚 I don't know.
這個地方看起來像某種祭壇 This place looks like some kind of shrine.
隱形炸彈客...逮捕西奧多·卡欽斯基... UNABOMBER... Theodore Kaczynski Arrested and...
邦迪聲稱...警方相信該號碼被... Bundy Claims... Police Believe The Number To Be...
炮彈殺手斷頭隱形炸彈客 CannibaI Killer DECAPITATED UNABOMBER
祭壇的這家伙喜歡用女人的乳頭做皮帶 Shrine of guys that like to make belts out of women's nipples.
什么 What?
這家伙是誰 Who is this guy?
他的真名是羅伯特·羅賓森 His reaI name is Robert Robertson.
你好蘑菇包博 Well, hello Fungus Bob.
你是否檢查了冰箱有沒任何的人頭 Did you check the refrigerator for any severed heads?
不 我沒有打開他的冰箱 No, I didn't open his refrigerator.
還有什么地方你期待能找到人頭 Where else would you expect to find severed heads?
我不是來找人頭的 I wasn't looking for any.
史東蜜 史東蜜 有人來了 我得走了 Stormy, Stormy, someone's here. I got to go.
我們還不知道這家伙要計劃做什么 We don't know what this guy's planning to do yet.
你知道嗎 我可以請他在門外等候直到我完成 You know what? Let me ask him to wait outside untiI I'm finished.
我感覺的到 I can feeI that.
等一下 今天幾號 Wait a minute. What's today's date?
8月14日 August 14th.
8月15日的頁面從他的日歷被撕裂了 The page to August 15th is torn out of his calendar.
那就是明天 明天會有什么 That's tomorrow. What happens tomorrow?
-等一下 等一下 -離開那里 怪客 -Hold on. Hold on. -Get out of there, Oddie.
你知道嗎 也許他會有自己的資料 Maybe he has a file on himself, you know?
未破案的謀殺和暴行 Unsolved murders and atrocities.
警長和我可以找出方法來抓住他 Chief and I could figure out a way to entrap him.
那么 那里有什么 他是連環殺人犯嗎 So, what's in it? Is he a mass murderer?
不 No.
但我認為他想要當 But I think he wants to be.
包博 我是羅伯特 你在哪里 Hey, Bob! Robert, where the hell are you?
我想要回我的槍 I want my gun back!
糟糕 該死的狗 Oh, shit. Damn dogs.
別叫了 你聽到了嗎 Shut up, you hear me?
別叫了 你個該死的狗 Shut up you damn dogs!
總有一天 砰 你聽到了嗎 One of these days, bang! You hear me?
懷亞特正在外面烤些上好的牛排 Wyatt is out back here burning some perfectly good steaks.
謝謝 卡拉 Thanks, Karla.
警長 Chief.
怪客 我希望你不是來這里破壞我的夜晚 Odd, I hope you haven't come here to dampen my evening.
我同意你的希望 先生 I share your hope, sir.
跟亡魂聯系上了 Been communing with the dead?
這跟誰死了無關 先生 It's not about who's dead, sir.
這是關于有誰很快是 It's about who soon might be.
我們叫他蘑菇包博 We call him Fungus Bob.
是 我有看見他走進快餐店 但我不認為他是個嫌疑犯 Yeah, I saw him enter the grill, but he didn't strike me as suspicious.
只是不幸的 Just unfortunate.
你沒看到他粉絲俱樂部的優點 先生 Oh, you don't have the advantage of seeing his fan club, sir.
我向你保證全世界的地獄正往帕克曼多鎮而來 I guarantee you hell on earth is coming to Pico Mundo.
你知道嗎 有時你希望我往危險的方向走 You know sometimes you expect me to walk a dangerously narrow line.
因為我非常敬重你能權衡利害關系 先生 That's just because I've got such great respect for your balance, sir.
小子這話聽起來根本是胡扯 Son that sounds perilously close to being bullshit.
是有一點胡扯 一點點 There's a little bit of bullshit in it. A little.
但它大部分是真誠的 But it's mostly sincere.
怪客這位是我們新來的警員 Odd this is one of our newer officers...
-伯爾尼·艾克利斯 -嗨 我們昨天見過面 -Bern Eckles. -Oh, hi. We met yesterday.
那個哈洛抓的好 Good collar, that Harlo character.
我無法相信我曾跟那敗類約會過一次 I can't believe I once dated that perv.
然后你應該認識萊莎特 And of course you know Lysette.
伯爾尼 我要你做些身家調查 Bern, I want you to do a little DMV check on..
怪客剛剛告訴我有關于這家伙的事 this guy Odd was telling me about.
我覺得警官艾克利斯有點擔心 I think Officer Eckles is a little worried
我會跟你搭訕 I might try to hook up with you.
卡拉及警長試著湊合我們 Karla and the chief are trying to set us up...
他正成為新的警力就這樣 him being new to the force and all.
這飲料像是清洗液摻了糖 It's like cleaning fluid with sugar in it.
這讓我想起 你爸爸現在如何 Which reminds me, how's your dad?
他經營少部分的月球在線度假屋網站 He's selling pieces of the moon online, vacation home sites.
合法的 Is that legaI?
他當然不保證空氣的品質 He certainly doesn't guarantee the quality of the air.
那么布朗溫最近如何 And how's it going with Bronwen?
她比較喜歡"史東蜜" She prefers "Stormy. "
誰不喜歡呢 Who wouldn't?
你是不是彈過鋼琴 Did you used to play piano?
我是的 是呀 很多年了 你怎么知道 I did, yeah, for years. How'd you know that?
因為你有一雙很漂亮的手 'Cause you have really beautifuI hands.
我敢打賭 你彈的很好 I bet you play like a dream.
你知道 怪客 你是個怪人 You know Odd, you're a strange one.
是啊 我不能再同意這一點 Yeah, I can't disagree with that.
有點古怪 Bit of an oddball.
這是我高中時的綽號 That was my nickname all through high schooI.
不過 你有你的魅力 But you do have your charms.
史東蜜也是這么說 That's what Stormy says.
就個人而言 我覺得可信度很不高 Personally, I find it rather dubious.
你知道 如果你決定教烹飪課 You know, if you ever decide to give cooking lessons...
你可以給我打個電話 you should give me a call.
我打賭你知道如何真正的拂掃 I bet you really know how to whisk.
當然 知道 炒蛋這東西 Sure, yeah, with scrambled eggs and stuff.
但是 煎煮時 你會需要折迭它們 But, pancakes, you really, you got to fold em.
但是 大多數情況下 我只是炒煎炒 你知道的 But, mostly, I just fry, fry, fry, you know?
怪客 我有事跟你說 Hey, Odd. We got to talk.
羅賓森5個月前搬到這里 Robertson moved here five months ago.
在此之前 他跟母親一起生活 Before that, he was living with his mother.
當她去年去世后繼承了龐大的財產 Inherited a shitload when she died last year.
沒有前科 甚至沒有半張超速罰單 Clean record, though. Not even a speeding ticket.
他的母親怎么死的 How'd his mother die?
警官艾克利斯現在正在調查 Officer Eckles is checking on that right now.
但除此之外 我派了一組人監視蘑菇包博 But otherwise, I got squat on your Fungus Bob.
我不能逮捕他 I can't hold him.
好吧 好吧 你同意 他是奇怪和可疑的 對不對 All right, well, you do agree that he's strange and suspicious, right?
如果奇怪和可疑就可以把人送進監獄 If strange and suspicious were enough to put someone in jaiI...
你早就被關了 you'd already be there.
你會看著他對吧 You're gonna watch him right?
只因你從來沒有錯過 Only because you're never wrong,
我會幫他裝上尾巴并監視他的房子 I'll put on a taiI on him and watch his house.
你去跟史東蜜晚餐吧 You go and have your dinner with Stormy.
就是她 She's the one.
你是個聰明的操控者 怪客 You are one smooth operator, Odd.
她一定很喜歡聽你這樣說 She must love to hear you say that.
我喜歡聽我自己說 I love to hear me say it.
你最好不要在我的速克達上牽著亡魂 You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter.
-亡魂不騎摩托車的 -我隨口說說的 -Dead don't ride scooters. -Just saying.
我花了一小時清洗座椅 I'd have to scrub the seat for hours.
銷毀座墊 Destroying the pleather.
我看到你打開了荷爾蒙栓正沖動著 框框男孩 I see you left your hormone spigot running, griddle boy.
別亂來 這里是教堂 Crank it shut. This is a church.
我知道這里是教堂 I know it's a church.
我有大腦的 你知道 I have a brain, you know.
你知道我為什么叫你小熊維尼 You know why I call you Pooh Bear?
因為我很可愛 Because I'm so cuddly.
因為他滿腦子塞滿了古怪 Because his head is full of stuffin'
聽著 怪客 Now listen to me, odd one.
我不想讓你再去那個令人毛骨悚然的房間 I don't want you going back to that creepy room again.
它不存在了 It doesn't exist anymore.
好 那就別想著它會回來 Well, don't go looking for it hoping it'll come back.
-從來沒有那樣想過 -是的 才怪 -Never crossed my mind. -Yes, it did.
-是的 是有那么想過 -那是一個通往陰間的門 -Yes, it did. -It is a gate to the underworld...
我不準你再去玩弄它 and you are forbidden by me to ever play in it again.
跟一個幫助亡魂的人一起生活已經夠苦 It's hard enough living with a guy who helps dead people without having to
還得一路追到地獄把他從火海拉出來 trek all the way down to hell to pull his ass out of the fire.
我們什時候開始住在一起了 Since when are we living together?
我們會的 We will be.
我想我沒想到"見縫插針"的意思是"愿意" Oh, I guess I didn't think "Let's put a pin in it" meant "Yes. "
你得學會傾聽不僅僅是從耳朵 You have to learn to listen with more than just your ears.
史東蜜 我身體的哪部分需要辨聽 Stormy, what body part am I supposed to listen with?
對了 我的心 我應該用心聽 Right. My heart. I'm supposed to listen with my heart.
聽聽我的心聲 Listen with my heart.
聽著 如果你是認真的 Look, If you are serious about this.
我愿做任何事來改善我們的經濟狀況 I will do something big to improve our financiaI situation.
-你想賣汽車輪胎 -更大的 -Your idea about selling car tires? -Bigger.
從你的角度來說什么比輪胎大 And what, from your perspective, is bigger than tires?
-鞋 -鞋 -Shoes. -Shoes?
是啊 想想看 Yeah, think about it.
五口之家可能有兩輛汽車但確有十只腳 A family of 5 might have 2 cars but they have 10 feet.
不只如此 他們會須要不同種類的鞋 Not only that, but they need different kinds of shoes.
洋裝鞋 工作用鞋 高跟 平底 跑步鞋 Dress shoes, winkle pickers, high-tops, low-tops, running shoes...
但你不同 你有五雙相同的球鞋 But not you. You have 5 pairs of the same sneakers.
-就像我說過的 -你與眾不同 -Like I said -You're not like most people.
一點也不 Not in the least.
你要你的奶酪餅干嗎 Do you want crackers with your cheese?
問題來了 We have a problem.
餅干沒問題 只是個選擇 Crackers aren't a problem, just a choice.
-來吧 -什么 -Come on. -What?
-快走 是蘑菇包博 -什么 -Come on! It's Fungus Bob! -What!
他跟蹤我 我不知道怎么回事 He followed me. I don't know how.
媽的 快走 來吧 Shit! Come on! Come on!
-是他嗎 你確定 -當然 我十分肯定 -It's him? You're sure? -Sure, I'm sure!
你不覺得我們兩個人可以踢飛他的屁股嗎 You don't think the two of us could kick his ass?
對這家伙不行 Not this guy.
-快走 -圣器收藏室 -Come on! -The sacristy!
后門 來吧 來吧 The back door. Come on. Come on.
等一下 等一下 過來這里 Wait! Wait. Come here.
我感覺到 我們正在走向危險 而不是遠離它 We're heading towards danger, not away from it. I can feeI it.
他像是無處不在 他忽前忽后 It's like he's everywhere. He's in front of us. He's behind us.
走 我們回去原來的地方 Come on. Let's go back the way we came.
-讓我報警 -來不及了 -Let's call the cops. -No time.
我有一個更好的計劃 你待在這里 I have a better plan. You stay here.
我跑去那邊開門 I'm gonna run over there and open the door.
如果他沒過來 你就往這方向跑 If he doesn't lunge through, you run that way.
但是 如果他進來了 If, however, he does lunge through,
就往那方向跑 我會跟在你后面 you run this way and I'll try to follow you.
這計劃很爛 Some plan, odd one.
這是我能想到最好的 It's the best I've got.
全是怪主意 Full of stuffin'.
這是否意味著"準備好了" 還是"由你了" Does that mean "Get on with it" or "Up yours"?
不敢相信 Unbelievable.
好吧 Right.
快走 快走 Come on! Come on!
警長 我是史東蜜 Chief, it's Stormy.
很抱歉約會夜打給你 怪客在這里 I'm sorry to drop in on date night, but here's Odd.
警長先生 如果你馬上派人去圣巴特教堂 Sir, if you send a car reaI quick to St. Bart's...
你也許能抓到羅賓森正在搗毀圣室 you may be able to catch Robertson trashing the sacristy...
甚至整個教堂 or even the whole church.
他搗毀圣巴特做什么 What was he doing vandalizing St. Bart's?
他試圖在鐘樓抓住我和史東蜜 He was trying to catch me and Stormy in the belfry.
你和史東蜜在鐘樓做什么 What were you and Stormy doing in the belfry?
我們正在野餐 先生 Well, we were having a picnic, sir.
我說那樣還有點道理 I'm sure that makes sense to you.
我的人在羅賓森房子那回報他還沒回家 My guy at Robertsons house said he still hasn't been home yet.
是啊 因為顯然包博忙著跟蹤我 Yeah, because apparently Bob's been too busy following me.
等一下 Oh, one second.
-你去哪 -去買些吃的 -Where are you going? -To get some food.
這時候你怎還能想到晚飯 How can you think of dinner right now?
因為我餓了 Because I'm hungry.
聽好 怪客 破壞 才重要 Look, Odd. Vandalism, big deaI.
我以為你說的這個家伙會帶來啟示錄 I thought you said this guy was gonna bring on the apocalypse.
是的 先生 是8月15日 剩下不到3個小時 Yes, sir, on August 15th, which is less than 3 hours away.
相信我 這天 帕克曼多鎮將永遠不會忘記 Trust me, that is the day that Pico Mundo will never forget.
萊爾 Lyle!
嗨 怪客 嗨史東蜜 Oh. Hi, Odd. Hi Stormy.
-嗨 奧茲 -奧茲 -Hi, Ozzie. -Hey, Oz.
怪客 Odd.
-我馬上回來 -萊爾 你知道 -I'll be right back. -Lyle, you know that
我認識所有人 對不對 對不對 -對 I know guys who know guys, right? Right. -Right.
所以 如果你不停搞亂了我的外賣訂單 So if you guys don't stop messing up my takeout orders..
你就是那個要走的人 明白了嗎 you're the one that's gonna get taken out. Get it?
-明白了 -很好 -Got it. -Good.
奧茲 奧茲 小心你的血壓 Oz, Oz, watch your blood pressure.
我的血壓 怪客 My blood-Hey, Odd...
我的血膽固醇分子已經到了 my blood has got cholesteroI molecules
棉花糖般的大小 the size of marshmallows in it...
如果它沒一次又一次正義的憤怒激起 and if it wasn't for a little righteous outrage every now and again
我的動脈會徹底崩潰 my arteries would completely collapse.
我完成了那個你要的飾品 I finished that trinket you asked for.
太好了 Perfect.
奧茲 這是什么 Wow, Oz, what exactly is this?
這是你說的金屬心直徑6英寸 It's a steeI heart 6 inches in diameter, like you said.
不 我說的是 No, I said...
"一片金屬直徑6英寸比心臟還大" "A piece of steeI 6 inches in diameter to go over a heart. "
好吧 兄弟 我美化了 你了解 Well, man, I embellished, you know?
那一刻我聽到時 I get in the moment.
我的意思是 史東蜜不可能想要戴那個 I mean, why would Stormy wanna wear that?
這不是給史東蜜的 It's not for Stormy.
我一直有個影相 I keep having this image of a...
一顆子彈穿過了心臟 a bullet going through a heart.
它很完美 謝謝 It's perfect. Thank you.
警長 Hey, Chief.
-這地方變廢墟了 -是 那是包博·羅賓森先生做的 -This place is trashed. -Yeah, it was Bob Robertson, sir.
我相信你說的對 你總是如此 I'm sure you're right. You always are.
但他早走了 沒有留下任何指紋 But he was long gone. Didn't leave a single print.
連酒杯都一塵不染 Even the chalices were spotless.
很古怪 是吧 Weird, huh?
我會用我的通靈磁場再試看看我是否能再次找到他 I'll give my psychic magnetism a try to see if I can find him again.
先去史東蜜家 Take Stormy home first.
-像地獄 他會的 -我聽到了 -Like hell he will! -I heard that.
他聽到了 He heard that.
警長 你知道我拼命地愛著怪客 Chief, you know I love Oddie desperately...
瘋狂的愛 我可以砍掉我的手來證明 so madly I would cut off my hand if that made any sense as proof of love.
現在我發現有個家伙想要殺死他 And now I find out there's a guy trying to kill him.
沒人想要殺我 史東蜜 No one was trying to kill me, Stormy.
什么 你以為他只是想打你嗎 What, you think he was hitting on you?
你知道 這是我曾有過最瘋狂的談話 You know, this is the craziest conversation I've ever had.
怪客你是說瘋話的泉源 Odd you're a fountain of crazy conversations.
間歇泉 A geyser.
時間就像是一個能量強大的黑潮 Time feels like a powerfuI black wave...
試圖崩潰吞噬我們 that wishes to crash down and engulf us.
我必須跑得更快 I must run faster.
保齡球館 BOWLING
我為什么來這里 Why did I drive here?
綠月保齡球館 Green Moon BOWLING
我的天呀 怪客 你的噩夢 Oh, my God. Oddie, your nightmare...
保齡球館大屠殺 今晚會在這里發生嗎 the slaughter of the bowling alley people, is it happening here tonight?
-今天 -不對 -Now? -No.
不 不 我查過這個地方 No, no, I checked this place.
這里的員工穿綠金色襯衫 The employees here wear green and gold shirts.
-那又怎樣 -在我的夢里 -So? -So, in my dreams,
受害者穿紅黑色上面有黑色小保齡球的襯衫 the victims wear red-and-black shirts with little black nbowling balls on em.
而且我沒看到蘑菇包博的汽車 And I don't see Fungus Bob's car anywhere.
你覺得屠殺保齡球館的人 You think the slaughter of the bowling alley people
和蘑菇包博有聯系 and Fungus Bob are connected?
是的 Yeah.
是啊 是啊 我知道他們有 Yeah, yeah, I know they are.
綠月保齡球館 GREEN MOON BOWLING
他們換了新的制服 They got new uniforms.
別接 Don't you dare.
懷亞特 Oh, Wyatt.
你說了明天以前不會發生任何事 You said that whatever was gonna happen wouldn't happen untiI tomorrow.
-是的 先生 但你必須知道 -我還有一個小時 -Yes, sir, but you see--I still got an hour.
我知道 先生 我只是想讓你更新信息 I know, sir. I just want to keep you up to date.
我覺得有很大的機率 I think there's a good chance that
包博·羅賓森會來綠月巷 Bob Robertson might come to Green Moon Alley...
不僅僅只是來打球 to do a little more than just hook some balls.
也許你能派個人過來這里 你知道 保持警戒 Maybe you wanna send a guy out here to, you know, keep an eye out?
有"波達斯"在附近 Any of those bodarch things around?
"波達斯" 沒有 先生 但他做的時候他們會出來 Bodachs. No, sir, but they will show up when he does.
是啊 是啊 好的 我會派個人馬上過去 Yeah-yeah. All right. I'll send a guy right over.
有些事不對勁 Something doesn't feeI right.
一定有問題 Something's wrong.
你瘋了嗎 全部都有問題 Are you nuts? Everything's wrong.
將是一場大屠殺 There's going to be a massacre...
我敢跟你打賭 它會發生在這里 and I'll bet you it's going to happen here.
不 我們只知道是同樣的制服 No, all we know is it's the same uniforms,
所以是同一群人被殺害 so it's the same group of people getting killed.
但是明天 他們可能會在任何別的地方 But tomorrow, any of them could be anywhere.
上帝 我錯過了什么 我少了最后的拼圖 God, I'm missing something. I'm missing a piece of the puzzle.
我得去見薇奧拉 I need to see Viola.
晚上好 Evening!
-怪客湯馬斯 對不對 -是啊 -Odd Thomas, right? -Yeah.
路薇兒小姐 Miss Lewellyn.
警長派我過來 The chief sent me.
所以 你認識這家伙 對吧 So you know this guy, right?
我今天碰見他幾次但不 我不認識他 I've seen him a couple times today but no, I don't know him.
是啊 警長說 如果你看到他伸手進口袋時 Yeah, chief says, If you see him reach for his pocket
掏出來不會是他的薄荷糖 he's probably not going for a breath mint.
-聰明的人說明智的話 -是啊 -Wise words from a wise man. -Yeah.
那么究竟是什么讓這家伙如此的可疑和危險 So what exactly makes this guy so suspicious and dangerous?
他今天午餐走進快餐店 He came into the grill for lunch today.
就這樣 你伺候他吃午飯 That's it? You served him lunch?
-他很奇怪 -有多奇怪 -He was weird. -How weird?
他有怪異的朋友 He had weird friends.
-他有朋友嗎 -古怪的 -He has friends? -Weird ones.
怎么個怪法 How weird?
非常奇怪 Very weird.
而且幾個小時前 他找我麻煩 And a couple hours ago, he got very aggressive with me.
等一下 幾個小時前 Wait. A couple hours ago,
這家伙 包博·羅賓森找你麻煩 this guy, Bob Robertson got aggressive with you?
瞧 這怪胎對我不禮貌怪客要他走開 Look, the creep made a pass at me and Odd told him to back off...
然后怪胎就 你知道的 讓人毛骨悚然 and the creep got, you know, creepy.
讓人毛骨悚然 Creepy.
西蒙 我很想知道 這紋身是什么意思 Hey, Simon, I've been dying to know what this tattoo means.
-你介意嗎 -POD -Do you mind? -POD
好吧 史東蜜 Well, Stormy...
我青少年時期 是一團糟 when I was a teenager, I was a mess.
如果不是因為警察學校和上帝 If it wasn't for the police academy and the good Lord
這么說好了 這紋身很粗魯淫穢 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity...
我寧愿不要說出它的含意 that I'd rather not say the meaning of.
很好 你真是有風度 Well, what a gentleman you are.
晚安 西蒙 Nighty-night, Simon.
晚安 Night.
你是不是像那樣子的操弄我 You manipulate me like that?
天哪怪客 我每天都操弄著你 Good heavens odd one, I manipulate you every day.
-你是 -是的 -You do? -Yes.
溫柔地 當然了 充滿感情地 而你總是很愛這樣 Gently, of course, and with great affection and you always like it.
我很愛 Oh, I do?
你真的很可愛 You are so adorable.
-我不是可愛 -拜托 -I'm not adorable. -Oh, please.
狗 小狗 小小狗 才是可愛的 Puppies, puppies, little puppies, are adorable.
你和小狗一樣的可愛 You and puppies, totally adorable.
我有感覺今晚你會來 I had a feeling I'd see you tonight.
-是有關于我的夢 是不是 -你說你被槍殺 -It's about my dream, isn't it? -You said you were shot.
我的頭疲憊不堪 我的眼睛都腫了 My skull was all whacked, my eyeball swollen.
你知道夢境跟真實未來是無關的 薇 You know dreams have nothing to do with the reaI future, Vi.
我們早就超越那界線 但是你來了 We've already been over that territory, but here you are.
在夢中你到哪里去了 Where are you in your dream?
沒有哪里 是夢中 很模糊 No place. A dream place. Fuzzy.
你有打算去打保齡球 Are you planning on going bowling?
保齡球 你撞到頭了 Bowling? Did you hit your head?
你明天的計劃是什么 What are your plans tomorrow?
羅瓦娜的生日是星期天 但星期日小費很多 Levanna's birthday is Sunday, but tips are reaI good on a Sunday
所以我打算要去上班并且明天慶祝她的生日 so I was gonna work it and celebrate her birthday tomorrow instead.
是不是有一群人全死在你的夢境 怪客 A lot of people died in that dream of yours, huh Odd?
是 他們是的 Yeah, they did.
你的夢成真過 Your dreams ever come true?
有時 Sometimes.
我想也是 I thought so.
閉上你的眼睛 薇 Close your eyes, Vi.
在你的夢中你看到了什么 In your dream what do you see?
-你聽見了嗎 -好的 -What do you hear? -All right.
我正在逃 I'm running.
突然有很多閃爍的燈光和 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights with...
老式兒童音樂 old-fashioned kiddie music.
然后 我聽到人群中大聲驚叫 And then I hear a big crowd, a roaring one.
像在大足球場 Like in a big football stadium.
然后有水的聲音 噴出的水 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water.
你怎么死的 How do you die?
好像有人用球棒打我 快速的 兩次 It's like someone hit me with a baseball bat, quick, like twice.
我尖叫 我的手和膝蓋著地 I scream and fall to my hands and knees.
我的手滑了 滑倒 My hands slip, slippery.
你在哪里滑倒 What are you slipping on?
天呀 血 到處都是血 Oh, God. Blood. There's blood everywhere.
你手和血的下面是什么 What's under the blood, under your hands?
地板 草 混凝土 A floor, grass, concrete?
我瞪著死者 I'm staring at the dead man.
你認識他嗎 你可以認出他嗎 Do you know him? Do you recognize him?
親愛的上帝 怪客 那里有好多的尸體 Oh, dear Lord, Odd. So many dead bodies.
怪客 你得阻止這事發生 Odd, you have to stop this from happening.
怪客 有機會能夠避免嗎 Oh, Odd, is there any hope this could pass?
如果你聽怪客的 你會沒事的 If you listen to Oddie, you'll be just fine.
不 No.
命運不是一條筆直的路 它會有很多岔路 Fate is not a straight road. There are many forks in it.
你可以自由選擇走哪一條 但是 You have the free will to choose which one you take, but...
有時它會彎曲環繞 sometimes it will bend around...
并帶你回去原來的頑固命運 and bring you straight back to that same stubborn fate.
我只是想看一下女孩 I just wanna check on the girls.
他們很美麗 薇奧娜 They're so beautifuI, Viola.
而且都是乖女孩 And they're such good girls.
他們很幸運 有你 They're lucky to have you.
大家都這么說 That's what everyone says.
怪客 Odd?
-有什么不對嗎 -沒有 -Anything wrong? -No.
沒 沒 沒 我只是想確認小女孩安全 No, no, no. I just wanted to make sure the girls were safe.
和窗戶是否有關好 And with the bars on the windows
我教他們如何工作來放松自己 I taught them how to work the emergency release myself.
看起來一切像是都很好 Well, looks like everything's a-okay in here.
步驟一 別留在這里 Step one, do not stay here.
我會去我祖母那 I'll go to my grandma's.
不要告訴你的祖母你要過去 Don't tell your grandma you're coming.
不要告訴女孩你要去哪里 Don't tell the girls where you're going.
我不希望被人偷聽 I don't want you overheard.
-被誰 -任何人 -By who? -By anyone.
或任何東西 趕快去做 Or anything. Just go with it.
步驟二是不管什么原因手癢了千萬別去打保齡球 Step two is don't go bowling if for some reason you get the itch.
我無法相信我們留下那些可怕的東西... I can't believe we're leaving those horrid things...
徘徊在那些甜美的女孩身旁 hovering around those sweet girls.
它們不會傷害她們 They won't hurt em.
它們只是想在她們死之前聞氣味 They just want to smell em before they die.
天呀 God.
聽著 史東蜜 我沒辦法對付"波達斯" 了解嗎 Look, Stormy, there's nothing I can do about bodachs, okay?
而且就算我能我也不會那么做 And right now I wouldn't even if I could.
我需要他們來讓我看到危險來臨 這樣我或許能夠有所防范 I need em to help me see the danger coming so I can maybe prevent it.
如果他們最終發現你可以看到呢 And when they eventually find out that you can see them?
怪客 你永遠也不會離開這里對吧 Oddie, will you ever leave here?
好吧 真希望我的結局不會像"湯姆杰德徘徊在輪胎市場" Well, I sure hope I don't end up like Tom Jedd hanging out at Tire World.
我是說當你還活著時 I meant while you're alive.
史東蜜 Hey. Hey, Stormy.
瞧 你瞧 Hey, hey. Look, look.
聽著 史東蜜 如果你想我們走開 我會走的 Look, Stormy, if you want us to go, I'll go.
不是那樣的 只是 It's not that. It's...
我只是為你害怕 怪客 I am just so scared for you, Oddie.
很害怕 自從看見那奇怪的蘑菇包博 So scared, ever since I saw that creep Fungus Bob.
對不起 我只是 I'm sorry. I just...
我太愛你了 I love you so much.
我的維尼熊 My Pooh Bear.
我答應你 明天會在另一側看著 I promise you on the other side of tomorrow...
我會完好無缺的 I will have all my stuffing intact.
那一定是在叫你的 That must be for you.
上帝 Oh, God!
我聽到了尖叫聲 她跑過我的院子 I heard the scream. She ran across my yard.
我看到狗在追她 我抓住了我的槍 I saw the dogs following her. I grabbed my gun.
我殺了狗 I shot the dogs.
開始了 It's on.
好的 以下是我們知道的 All right. Here's what we know.
萊莎特和警官艾克利斯大約7:45離開我的烤肉派對 Lysette left my barbecue with Officer Eckles at around 7:45.
他送她到家時是8:00 He dropped her off at home clocked in at 8:00,
正在他整理前臺辦公桌時接到電話 and was manning the front desk when he got the call.
因此 在8:00和午夜之間的某處 So somewhere between 8:00 and midnight,
萊莎特被蒙上眼綁起來 Lysette was whacked in the eye and then tied up
推拖拉扯一路到了這里 and gagged and hauled all the way the hell out here
而且有兩只羅威那犬追著她 and had two Rottweilers sicked on her.
警長 那個開槍射狗的家伙是怎么回事 Hey, Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs?
他的名字叫凱文·戈斯 His name's Kevin Goss.
他6:00到10:00正在教課 He was teaching a class from 6:00 to 10:00...
隨后他去了星巴克一直到午夜關門 then he went to Starbucks till they closed at midnight.
他回到家時約晚了兩分鐘已太遲 He got home about two minutes too late.
先生 其實我之前已經見過那些羅威那犬 Sir? I've actually seen those Rottweilers before.
他們屬于包博·羅賓森 They belong to Bob Robertson.
注意 All right!
我要APB 馬上通報這家伙 I want an A. P. B. put out on this guy now!
-找到他 -是的 先生 -Find him! -Yes, sir.
西蒙 我要你回去羅賓森的房子那邊 Simon, I want you to go back over to Robertson's house.
我會一大早就拿到搜索令 I'll have a search warrant in the morning
當法院一開門 as soon as the courthouse opens.
警長先生 恕我冒昧 但我浪費了整天在盯那間房子 Sir, no offense, but I wasted most of the day staking out that house.
然后 我去了保齡球館并在那里待到他們關門 Then I went to the bowling alley and stayed there untiI they closed.
沒有事情發生 Nothing happened.
沒有人出現 這完全是在浪費我的時間 Nobody showed. It was a complete waste of my time.
警長先生 羅賓森這號人物一定不會只是一個盲目的追逐者 Sir, are we sure this Robertson character isn't just a wild goose chase?
你8:00至10:00之間在哪里 Exactly where were you between the hours of 8:00 and 10:00?
-他一直跟我在一起 -別急 -He was with me the whole time. -Just ease up.
馬上再去檢查一次房子并且查問一下附近的狗 Now go check the house again and ask around about the dogs.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
你們兩個 You two.
回家吧 Home.
現在就回去 Go, now!
我認為你應該戴上這個 不要笑 I think you should wear this. Try not to laugh.
怪客 你不能對每件無法預防的死亡負責 Oddie, you are not responsible for every death you can't prevent.
她死了 She died.
如果蘑菇包博是殺她的兇手 我不是太慢就是愚蠢 And if Fungus Bob was her killer, I was either slow or stupid.
你挑件武器 Choose your weapon.
為什么會蘑菇包博要殺萊莎特 Why would Fungus Bob kill Lysette?
有什么關聯 非常不合理 What's the connection? It makes no sense.
它不一定要合理 它只是為了滿足一些病態的沖動 It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to satisfy some sick urge.
也許他正在暖身 Maybe he's warming up.
我認為警長派了一些警探來保護你 I think the chief just sent some detectives to protect you.
我不需要被保護 I don't need protecting.
我覺得應該只是在監視 Actually I think it might just be surveillance.
蘑菇包博跟蹤我到教會 Fungus Bob followed me to the church.
我賭警長是希望他會再次找上門 I bet the chief is hoping he'll sniff me out again.
如果警長利用你當誘餌 If the chief is using you as bait...
他至少應該說一下 萬一你介意屁股上有個鉤子 he should at least ask if you mind having a hook in your ass.
老天 我得保持專注 Oh, man, I got to stay focused.
很好 你在這保護我的女孩兒 Good. You keep an eye on my girI.
8月15日拉開了帷幕 August 15th had begun.
時間所剩無幾 Time was running out.
包博 Hey, Bob.
你不打算起床 是吧 You're not planning on getting up, are ya?
但是 如果你死了 But if you're dead...
屠殺帕克曼多鎮誰會去 who's gonna massacre Pico Mundo?
槍在地板上 在我的浴缸有個死家伙 Gun on the floor, dead guy in my tub.
我知道我被陷害了 I know a setup when I see one.
但是 要是我打電話報警 警長必須得逮捕我 But if I call the police, the chief will have to arrest me...
我將無法阻止災難的發生 and I won't be able to stop the catastrophe from happening.
我的上帝 Oh, my God!
你惡心死了 Oh, you are creeping me out.
你很冰冷 包博 You're freezing cold, Bob.
你尸體僵硬的程度有點不對 Your rigor mortis is way advanced.
你知道 You know...
警長說你沒有留下任何指紋 the chief said you didn't leave any fingerprints.
他沒有留下任何一個指紋 He didn't leave a single print.
史東蜜從來沒有真的看到你 And Stormy never actually saw you.
-來吧 -什么 -Come on! -What?
因為你早就死了 Because you were already dead.
在教堂時的那段時間 And the whole time in the church,
你只是一個因憤怒而捉弄人的鬼 you were actually a pissed-off poltergeist.
我認為最后我看到包博蘑菇活著時 I think the last time I saw Fungus Bob alive...
是當我闖進了房子在他離開之前 was when he left his house right before I broke into it.
他一直追著我要對他的死亡負責 He's been haunting me ever since, blaming me for his death.
有點不明白的是為什么他怪罪我 以及到底是誰殺了他 Why he blames me or who the hell killed him is a little hazy.
如果我被抓 我會以涉嫌兇案被捕 If I'm caught, I'll either be arrested for murder
或者是有史以來最大的關鍵證人 or rolling what looks like the biggest joint ever.
是我 羅莎亞 It's just me, Rosalia!
該死的 Damn it.
幫幫忙 Oh, give me a break.
還是我 羅莎亞 It's just me, again, Rosalia.
我要借一下你的車好嗎 I'm gonna borrow your car again, okay?
如果我被人陷害 If I'm being framed,
為什么警方沒有出現來逮捕我 why the police have failed to arrive and arrest me...
而兇手也沒有來殺我 我無法得知 or the murderer hasn't come to kill me, I do not know.
好吧 包博 去哪里我可以讓你靜靜地腐化一段時間 All right, Bob, where can I put you to quietly decompose for a while...
在有人發現并嚇壞之前 before someone finds you and has a new love of Jesus scared into em?
一個有趣的故事 包博 Interesting story, Bob.
舊聯邦政府廢棄的監獄 After the federaI government abandoned this prison...
經歷了一系列漫長的轉讓后 it went through a long series of owners.
有傳言說 馮立普的漢堡薯條很美味 Rumor has it that at Von Zipper's Burgers the fries were delicious...
而免費飲料續杯的政策既慷慨又實在 and the free-soft-drink-refill policy was generously honored.
然而 這個良好的餐飲制度 And yet, this fine dining establishment...
從來沒有成功地贏得在家用餐的人群 never succeeded in winning over the family-dining crowd...
對任何餐廳來說那都是有必要的 which is so essentiaI to any restaurant operation.
歡迎來到毒氣室 Welcome to the gas chamber.
很多人都死在這里 包博 A lot of people died in here, Bob.
你會有回到家的感覺 You should feeI right at home.
史東蜜總是開玩笑說要去拉斯韋加斯結婚 Stormy's always joking about running off to Las Vegas and getting married.
但我告訴她拉斯韋加斯只有一群亡魂與壞人 But I tell her Vegas is packed with dead people and bad guys...
結果會是我得跟邪惡全天候戰斗 and I'd just end up fighting eviI 24-7.
我應該聽她的 I should have listened to her.
太多了 Too many.
警長 The chief.
我需要見警長 I need the chief.
親愛的主 Dear Lord.
如果又是你的話 怪客我們得認真談一下 If that's you again, Odd, we are going to have words!
我的天呀 Oh, my God.
沒有惡意 湯馬斯 但我沒想到 No offense, Odd Thomas, but I can't think of anybody...
現在有誰會來這里 而且我沒有支持 who could come in here right now and not get my back up.
-那么 你認為他認識兇手 -一定是 -So you think he knew the shooter? -Had to.
這意味著兇手可能是我認識的人 Which means it's probably somebody I know, too.
-他的情況有多壞 -很糟糕 -How bad is he? -Bad.
-他很堅強的 -他最好是 -Well, he's a fighter. -He better be.
-伯爾尼 -女士 -Hey, Bern. -Ma'am.
重癥加護病房 INTENSIVE CARE UNIT
怪客 Oh Oddie.
讓那些記者遠離這里 你守著那個門 Keep those reporters out of here. You, on that door.
-抱歉 沒有新聞發布 -過來 -Sorry, no press inside. -Comin through.
你救了他的命怪客 You saved his life, Oddie.
子彈在哪里 Where's this bullet?
他們正試圖從他體內取出 That's the one they're trying to dig out of him now.
時候到了 Time is up.
帕克曼多鎮被恐怖喚醒中 只有我能阻止 Pico Mundo is awakening to a horror that only I can stop.
萊莎特和蘑菇包博都死了 Lysette and Fungus Bob are dead.
然后警長在急診室里 The chief is in the emergency room.
大量的"波達斯"蜂擁而至遍布全鎮 There's hoards of bodachs swarming all over town.
不論發生什么都會很嚴重 Whatever's coming is gonna be big.
我很害怕 我應該是無所畏懼的 I'm scared, and I'm supposed to be fearless.
-不要告訴我今天待在家里 -拜托你留在家里 -Don't tell me to stay home today. -Please stay home today.
-我會 如果你跟我留在家里 -我們已經討論過了 -I will if you stay home with me. -We've been through this.
我必須盡我所能去阻止它 I have to do whatever I can to stop it.
薇奧拉會被槍殺 Is Viola going to be shot dead?
你知道那個我無法確定 You know I don't know that for sure.
她已經活的很苦了 她不需要被殺 She's had it hard in life. She doesn't need this.
槍殺 開玩笑 誰想被槍殺 Shot dead? Really? Who does need it?
我沒辦法了 為什么我要試著和你講道理 Oh, I don't know why I try to reason with you.
我總是輸 I always lose.
你是個神話般的實踐家 奇怪的一個 You're a fabulous man of action, odd one.
你沒必要是個很好的辯論者 You don't need to be a good debater, too.
再說了 你自己說的 Besides, you said yourself...
我選擇的任何道路都可能引導我回到同樣的命運 any road I choose could lead me right back to the same fate.
所以 這是什么 我有自由意志嗎 So, which is it? Do I have free will?
或者我在上帝的手中 Am I in God's hands?
或者兩者皆是 Or is it both?
我有沒有告訴過你你自己有很多的問題 Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues?
我是一個女人 我們每個人都有問題 I'm a woman. We all have issues.
那讓我們女人感到興趣 也讓男人有意思 It's what keeps us interesting, and you men interested.
是嗎 那是讓我們瘋狂跟早死的原因 Oh, yeah? It's what makes us crazy and die younger.
你愛我嗎 Do you love me?
我愛你比愛自己多 I love you more than life itself.
瞧 很有效不是 See? It's working.
不要回頭看 不要回頭看 Don't look back. Don't look back.
給他力量 Give him strength.
敲 敲 Knock, knock.
我希望包博有留下線索在他的計算機上 I'm hoping Bob left a clue on his computer.
能夠帶我找到他的同伙 Something to lead me to his partner...
那個計劃殺害100人的兇手 to the person who was planning on killing 100s,
如果不是1000人 if not 1000s of people.
什么情況 怪客 你在哪里 Loop me in, odd one. Where are you?
我正走向冰箱 I'm walking towards the fridge.
你的 我的 或者是蘑菇包博的 Yours, mine, or Fungus Bob's?
別"哼-哈" 我說過 Don't "uh-huh" me. I told you...
不準你在地獄門附近玩耍 you are not allowed to go playing around in any more hell gates.
下一位 Next!
天呀 蟑螂 Oh, God. Cockroaches.
全都是蟑螂 Always cockroaches.
-怪客湯馬斯 你有沒有聽到嗎 -哪一部分 -Odd Thomas, did you hear me? -Which part?
我無法接受你回去那里 I can't believe you went back there.
每次你不聽我的話 都會讓你自己陷入麻煩 Every time you don't listen to me, you get yourself into trouble.
-我真希望我聽你的 -你馬上離開那里 -I wish I'd listened to you. -You get out of there right now.
好 好 走了 走了 Right, right. Leaving. Leaving.
從沒聽見你這樣驚呼 一切還好嗎 Never heard you make that sound before. Is everything okay?
-很好 -你看到什么 -Yeah. -What are you looking at?
手指頭 Fingers.
請說它們是連接在某人的手上 Please say they're attached to someone's hand.
抱歉 Sorry.
離開那里 怪客 Get out of there, Oddie.
有人買了很多的伯克和貝利的 Someone has been buying a lot of Burke and Bailey's.
是嗎 你告訴那些買過我們冰淇淋的人 Yeah? Well, you tell whoever's buying it that our ice cream...
雖然是最好的冰淇淋 但它仍然會在地獄熔化 may be the best, but it'll still melt in hell.
-我要打電話報警 -不要 -I'm calling the police. -No.
不 等一下 No. Wait.
我得先離開這里 然后我會打電話給警察 I'll leave here first. Then I'll call 'em.
小心一點 Be carefuI.
不要擔心 Don't worry.
包博 Hey, Bob.
我猜當我找到你后 謠言莫名其妙地蔓延 I guess when I began to out you, word somehow spread...
你變成你合作伙伴的負擔 而他不得不殺了你 and you became a liability to your partner and he had to kill you.
對此深感抱歉 Sorry about that.
我覺得很可笑 我怎么比亡魂知道更多關于亡魂的事 I find it funny how I know more about dead people than dead people.
這里是我們的國度 包博 This is our realm, Bob.
你無法物理傷害一個活生生的人 You can't physically harm a living person.
但這個行 But there is that.
您的通話無法完成撥打 Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
瓦斯 Gas.
我累了 我迷失了 而沿路的某個地方 I'm exhausted, I'm lost, and somewhere along the way...
我錯過了一個重要的線索可以帶我破案 I missed an important clue that could take me home.
子彈穿過心臟 The bullet through the heart.
那不是警長 It wasn't about the chief.
天呀 God.
夠了 包博 拜托 Enough already, Bob. Please.
我三個最不喜歡的字眼 My three least favorite words.
一些 Some..
裝配的 assembly...
必要性 required.
西蒙 我一直渴望知道那個紋身是什么意思 Simon, I've been dying to know what that tattoo means.
這么說好了 這紋身很粗魯淫穢 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity.
是瓦訥 It's Varner.
我曾經闖進一些邪惡崇拜者之中 I once had a run-in with some deviI worshipers.
我早該發現的 I should've known.
P-O-D 黑暗之子 P-O-D. Prince Of Darkness.
難怪當我告訴瓦訥時他那么可疑 No wonder Varner was suspicious when I told him...
蘑菇包博一小時之前找我麻煩 Fungus Bob had gotten aggressive with me an hour earlier.
這家伙包博·羅賓森找你麻煩 This guy Bob Robertson got aggressive with you?
他已經殺害了包博5或6小時不到 He had already killed Bob 5 or 6 hours before that.
警車保護史東蜜嗎 And that police van protecting Stormy?
這一定是瓦訥等著跟我回家 That must've been Varner waiting to follow me home...
等著抓我謀殺蘑菇包博 to bust me for Fungus Bob's murder.
或者藉拒捕時開槍殺我 Or shoot me while resisting arrest.
沒有"波達斯"圍繞著瓦訥 There were no bodachs around Varner.
但我仍然感到自己被他吸引過去 But I can still feeI myself being drawn to him...
來到他即將犯下大規模屠殺的地方 and to the place where he's about to commit mass murder.
綠月購物中心 GREEN MOON MALL
椰子櫻桃巧克力塊 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk.
天呀 不 Oh, God, no.
警察 POLICE
奈爾 我看到了問題出在哪 Hey, Nell, I see what the problem is.
史東蜜 Stormy.
你吃東西跟讀書是一起的 You are eating and reading at the same time.
怎么樣 我吃你讀 How about I eat and you read?
不 不好 好 沒關系 No? Not so good? Okay, fine.
好了 瓦訥 你在哪里 All right, Varner, where are you?
警衛室 SECURITY
蘑菇包博不只有一個兇手伙伴 Fungus Bob didn't just have one kill buddy.
他有兩個 He had two.
還有 他們可以買團體醫療保險 或組一個搖滾樂隊 One more, and they could buy group health insurance or form a rock band.
警官艾克利斯正在調查 Officer Eckles is checking that right now.
我不清楚怪客湯馬斯這號人物知道多少 I don't know what this Odd Thomas character knows...
但我清楚 羅賓森是愚蠢和不小心 but I know that Robertson is stupid and careless...
如果我們不下手他會讓我們被盯上 and he's gonna get us nailed if we don't do something.
別緊張 Relax.
羅賓森弄在商場到了那些他拍錯的照片 Did Robertson ever find those photos at the mall he misplaced?
我說 別緊張 我會處理他的 I said, relax. I'll take care of him.
正在商場盯梢 伯爾尼 Stalking someone at the mall, Bern?
羅賓森 那個白癡 Robertson, that idiot.
我們要讓它看起來像是一場意外 We got to make it look like an accident.
它會看起來就像是意外的 Oh, it'll look like an accident all right.
當我找到羅賓森我會殺了他 When I find Robertson, I'm gonna kill him.
我已經殺了他 Already been there, done that.
他們的計劃看起來像是要在商場災難結束時挺身而出 Looks like their plan was to jump out at the end of the mall disaster
像是英雄響應了號召 like heroes responding to the call.
但我從來沒有見過任何"波達斯"圍繞著艾克利斯 But I never saw any bodachs around Eckles, either.
"波達斯"的存在將我引向蘑菇包博 The presence of the bodachs tipped me off to Fungus Bob...
現在看來并非是他的兩個同謀 but not to his two co-conspirators, which now seems...
這是故意的 intentional.
如果的"波達斯"知道我的天賦 As if the bodachs knew of my gift,
如果它們知道我可以看到它們 as if they know I can see them.
這些"波達斯"在操弄我 The bodachs have been manipulating me.
我要來殺了你 老頭子 I'm gonna finish you off, old man.
四顆子彈 Four.
剛剛好 Well, that's just jiffy.
這剛好是一本我非常喜歡的書 This just so happens to be my very favorite book.
綠野仙蹤 The WonderfuI Wizard Of Oz.
警官瓦訥是黑暗之子 黑暗之子 警官瓦訥 Officer Varner Prince of Darkness, Officer Varner, Prince of Darkness.
薇奧拉 Viola.
-薇奧拉 你在這里做什么 -怪客 天啊 -Viola! What are you doing here? -Odd! Geez!
-你嚇到人了 -你在這里做什么 -You scared the--What are you doing here?
我們得挑一個生日禮物給羅瓦娜 We had to pick out a birthday present for Levanna.
然后妮可尼拉希望拿到她姐姐的一張卡片 And Nicolina wanted to get a card for her big sister.
聽好 你的夢 此時此刻正在成真 Look, your dream, it's happening right here, right now.
我以為會是在個大體育場水上公園或是個保齡球館 I thought in a big stadium or at the water park or a bowling alley.
女士們 我需要你們帶薇奧拉離開這里 好嗎 Ladies, I need you to take Viola and get her out of here, okay?
快點 快點 快點 去吧 Come on. Come on, come on. Go on.
這讓多蘿西非常生氣 This made Dorothy so very angry...
她拿起水桶站在 that she picked up the bucket of water that stood near...
虛在線靠近所有邪惡的巫婆 and dashed it all over the wicked witch.
然后邪惡的巫婆說 And then the wicked witch said...
"我快融化了 我快融化了" "I'm melting! I'm melting!"
突然有很多閃爍的燈光 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights.
和老式的兒童音樂 With old-fashioned kiddie music.
然后 我聽到一群人驚叫 And then I hear a big crowd.
然后有水的聲音 噴出的水 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water.
再見 奈爾 Bye, Nell.
再見 史東蜜 Bye, Stormy.
對不起 對不起 對不起 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry!
借過 借過 對不起 Move, move. Excuse me!
有槍 他有槍 A gun! He's got a gun!
史東蜜和我注定永遠在一起 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever.
吉普賽木乃伊那時給了我們一張卡片上面這么說的 Gypsy Mummy gave us a card that said so, for a single quarter...
其它情侶是無法買到的 what other couples couldn't buy at any price.
不 No!
不要擋路 滾開 Get out of the way! Get off!
嗨 Hi.
怪客 Odd!
這還沒結束 It's not over.
這還沒結束 這還沒結束 It's not over. It's not over.
警長 那個開槍射狗的家伙是怎回事 Hey Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs?
他的名字是凱文·戈斯 His names Kevin Goss.
總有一天 砰 One of these days, bang!
你聽到了嗎 You hear me?
他有槍 He's got a gun!
-這是你的車嗎 -我需要一個鉆頭 -Is this your truck? -I need a drill!
你有鉆頭 我需要把這個打開 Do you have a drill? I need to get this open!
-你到底是誰 -我是警察 你聽著 -Who the hell are you? -I'm a cop. Now look!
你看到那個女人嗎 有些瘋子剛剛掃射了商場 You see that woman? Some maniacs just shot up the mall!
所以 你可以幫我或 躲在我后面 不然就滾出去 So either get with me, get behind me, or get out!
我有一部切割機 I got a grinder!
我的天呀 Oh, my God.
每個人都離開這里 離開 Everyone get the hell out of here! Get the hell out!
馬上 Now!
媽的 Shit!
你太自大了 混蛋 You really set yourself up, asshole!
這沙漠有點冷 It's cold in the desert.
我可以說我并非完好無缺 I could tell my stuffing wasn't entirely intact.
他醒了 他醒了 He's awake. He's awake!
他們無法縫回去但那沒關系 But it was nothing they couldn't stitch back together.
卡拉告訴我 警長撐過去了 Karla told me that the chief had come through just fine...
并找到方法來處理蘑菇包博的尸體 and somehow managed to spin Fungus Bob's corpse...
成為一個奇怪的封面故事來掩飾我秘密中的秘密 into a bizarre cover story that kept my secret a secret.
電視上聯邦調查局的專家說 An FBI expert on television said that
如果你沒將那些炸藥弄離那里 if you hadn't gotten those explosives out of there,
那么至少有五六百人現在已經死了 at least 500 or 600 people would've died, for sure.
他們告訴我 They told me
綠月亮購物中心的事件已經是世界各地的頭條新聞 events at the Green Moon Mall had made headlines everywhere.
但我不想讀或看到相關的報導 But I didn't want to read or see anything about it.
據說艾克利斯 According to Eckles...
他和瓦訥當他們還是青少年時開始崇拜撒旦 he and Varner started a satanic cult when they were teenagers.
有天晚上 他們殺了人并且發現 他們喜歡殺戮 One night, they killed a man and realized they enjoyed it.
所以他們繼續殺戮 So they kept at it,
后來為了更好的掩飾加入了警察部門 eventually joining the police force for better cover.
他們會見了羅賓森和高斯并想出了一個計劃 They met Robertson and Goss and came up with a plan...
滲透到小鎮然后慢慢地殺戮 to infiltrate a small town and then slowly kill it.
怪客 怪客 怪客 Odd! Odd! Odd!
注意 敬禮 DetaiI, present arms.
怪客救星 ODD SAVES
怪客娶我吧 怪客世界 MARRY ME ODD! ODD WORLD
我們信任怪客 IN ODD WE TRUST
當我和你在一起時 When I'm with you,
我不用擔心煎餅或吵鬧鬼 I don't have to worry about pancakes or poltergeists.
當我和你在一起時 我與我的命運同在 When I'm with you, I'm with my destiny.
只要有你 我就能蓬勃發展 Where you live, I flourish.
我們吃著不健康的食物 We ate food that wasn't healthy.
我們喝的太多 We drank too much...
睡的太多 and slept too much...
但親吻永遠不嫌多 but could never kiss enough.
一切正如我所愿 Everything was just as I wished.
-誰 -怪客 是我們 開門 -Yeah? -Odd, it's us. Open up.
-伙計們 -我們一直打給你 怪客 -Hey, guys. -We have been calling you, Oddie.
我知道 你知道嗎 我把電話切斷了 I know. You know, I disconnected the phone...
因為記者不會讓我和史東蜜獨處 because the reporters won't leave me and Stormy alone.
-小子 -你要喝些什么 -Son. -Do you want some-
你在這已經夠久了 You've been here long enough.
我們認為該是時候停止了 We think it's time to stop.
親愛的 驗尸官終于放行她可憐的身體 Sweetheart, the coroner finally released her poor body.
我心里知道 A part of me knew...
當那一刻 我看到她后面的冰淇淋計數器時 from the moment I saw her behind the ice cream counter.
但事實痛到無法承受 But the truth hurt too much to accept.
她的死是那天最大的傷害 Her death would have been one wound too many that day.
我想我這一輩子都無法忘懷 And I think I would have let go of this life.
她在這里 是不是 She's here, isn't she?
你得讓她走 You got to let her go.
前往下個來生是她應得的 She deserves to move to her next life.
小子 Son...
只是時間問題 it's just time.
我愛你 I love you.
我保證我們會再見面的 好嗎 I promise I will see you again. Okay?
您正在離開帕克曼多鎮 請再度光臨 YOU ARE NOW LEAVING PICO MUNDO COME BACK AGAIN SOON
史東蜜始終認為 生命并不是你跑得有多快 Stormy always believed that life is not about how fast you run...
或是任何程度的恩典 or with what degree of grace.
生命像是新兵的訓練營 That this life is a boot camp,
我們必須持之以恒突破所有障礙 that we must persevere through all the obstacles
努力贏取我們進入來生的道路 and hardships to earn our way into the next life.
為了想要和她再見 我得像只有毅力的牛頭犬 To be with her again, I will have the perseverance of a bulldog.
但有時 在我看來 But sometimes, it seems to me...
學習是不必要的痛苦 the training is unnecessarily painfuI.
如我依照平均壽命活著 If I live an average life-span...
我60年之后才能再見到史東蜜 I'll have another 60 years before I see Stormy again.
這將是個漫長的等待 That will be a long wait.
但我是個有耐心的人 But I am a patient man.
我還有很多事得做 And I have much to do.